“This guy seems to think before he speaks. What’s his deal?”

People who respond seriously to jokes are terrific!

Enjoy your teens, young’un.

“What do you want to be when you grow up Sully?”
“A FACKIN’ LIVIN’ JOKE MA!”

A handy reminder that stupid people truly believe they can talk their way out of any situation.

Ethan Hawke is right and anybody who disagrees with him is a boring dullard who sucks shit. 

“Half these chefs sound like tools,” said the . . . cool anonymous guy in a comment thread?

“Seattle is emblematic of a disintegrating country, in which the rich overtake entire cities and wall them off in solid gold, and the hinterlands are populated by destitute Nazi zombies. Where the fuck are all the NORMAL people supposed to go?

Big fan of the people on here who whine about Norm being unfunny with the exact tone of people who mock Lena Dunham. May self-awareness never darken your doorstep.

Ha, you added a nifty twist to what he said, and hoisted him on his petard!

You’ll always be *exactly* this funny, Murry!

His screen name is based on the cowbell sketch, which says so much.

“ I already know that the Rivers family is an elaborate sleeper cell designed to eventually infiltrate 22nd-century California politics and turn the state into a Jesus Freak loony bin once all the immigrants have been shoved out.”

This isn’t even a joke. Good Christ, I’m depressed. 

You’re an anonymous clown and your opinion is worthless. Thanks!

I thought you were leaving?

The main thing this article points out is that you’re a sad person with a depressing amount of alone time.

Actually, it looks like the left is beating the shit out of your pals.

Tremendous post, Hit Bull. Good job.

I’m glad that shithead’s game doesn’t work. Yo.

Your post is a fantastic use of one’s time. Way to take “Popher” down a peg.

Seriously, go outside.

If these tapes come out, it could be revealed that Donald Trump is a lying, awful, racist piece of shit, which . . . uh . . . would . . .be a... sur..prise?

What an edgy punter!