This is written so poorly that it’s kind of surprising you can read.

Just think: you’ll stay this boring *your entire life.*

I’ve talked with Phil online in the past, and he’s that rarest of Internet combos: Knowledgeable AND polite. Congrats to Phil, and I look forward to checking out the new Fangoria.

“I’m not clear on what’s going on, and I can’t be bothered to read up on this, but here’s my opinion anyway!”

Sure, Ruprecht could learn and think, but why do that when you can just give your dopey uninformed opinion? Thanks for being the worst, Prince!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....

asdf

Isn’t the Hazel stuff mostly season 6?

I don’t want to have a nuanced argument with you.

“Viewings of old episodes on the marathons on FXX remind me that I cannot even deal with episodes from before 2000 or so.“

You deserve to have trash thrown at you. 

Sideways is great.

Excellent comment. Keep up the great work!

In squirtloaf’s defense, this is the high point of his day.

I think I can answer for MisterCecil:

“I don’t know.”

The best thing about stupid people is they genuinely believe they’re clever enough to talk their way out of their stupidity. Keep trying.

“Why come the teenager acts all teenager-y? THAT’S THE REAL STORY”

Bender, you chose this life. Way to go.

That painting looks just like her.

Doesn’t that make it a good painting?

So this is how you choose to use your time before dying alone. Sad!

“Forseee.”

Jesus.

Congratulations on seeing every foreign film.

Filmstruck is magnificent. Turner Classic Movies AND Criterion under one umbrella? Yes please. My favorite streaming service by a mile.