What a bunch of assholes.

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Thank you so much for trashing that Simmons column. Easily the worst thing he’s ever written. Imagine how bad a column must be to think “Jeez, I think Bill Simmons might be too far up his own ass.”

Grab em by the godly!

I support Colin Kaepernick . . . right up until he opens his mouth and sounds like a college sophomore.

Hahaha - https://twitter.com/ItsRyanWerner

Next time you’re tempted to claim you’re a journalist, save your breath.

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?

Fifty dollars. Hahahaha!

From the Wojo article: “David Griffin is too well-connected in the NBA, too knowledgeable of the truths inside Jackson’s Warriors regime to let that happen”

What does this mean?

“Psycold, how did you spend Christmas?”

“I went online and let everyone know that I don’t know what humor is!”

The worst part about this dumbfuck comment that has nothing to do with anything is that OVER ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY PEOPLE liked it. Jesus.

“In their least four games”

A typo three words in.

Imagine living a life where you think “NOT” is a funny comeback in 2015.

Can’t believe the word “one-defeated” hasn’t been used yet.

Why was a GoPro attached to the top of a fence?

Funny how the phrase “Seriously, bro?” is a cue for me to never take someone seriously ever.

The heart once what it once.

You’re teaching Deadspin a valuable lesson by giving them traffic. Way to go.

Another gem from The Greatest Generation.

But you *can’t* watch the real thing. Your point is dumb and you have failed.