But you *can’t* watch the real thing. Your point is dumb and you have failed.

Remember Tommy Craggs?

“their shared desire to turn public schools into engines of profit for private actors”

I knew Robert Duvall was behind this.

I’ve read some folks tease Stallone because they don’t understand what he’s saying during this scene, but for whatever reason, the way he breaks down into near-incoherence towards the end makes the scene 10x more powerful.

I still don’t believe your original statement, although it makes more sense if you add a “dopey Internet hyperbole” filter.

Nice cliches, Cliche Guy!

I don’t believe you.

Yeah, I was bummed about thousands of American troops dying for dubious reasons, but at least our country will always have that triumphant metaphor.

Shout out to all the right-wing comment trolls who vanish after being asked a direct question from a thinking adult! You guys are the best and the bravest.

EDIT

Great, NOW you don’t like war crimes.

“Maybe if I change the subject we can all forget about the Iraq War and a horrific recession,” said Jack Guerrero.

“I GOT SO MANY CHILLS WHEN THE PRESIDENT THREW A BALL THAT IT INSPIRED ME TO GO ALONG WITH THE IRAQ WAR!”

Bravo, Patriot.

Nono, he talked so TOUGH in between making all of those disastrous decisions. It was AWESOME!!! 11 !!!1!

LIBRUHLZ DURRRRR

A President whose greatest moment is a fucking pitch, and of course the nimrods come out to defend him.

Ahhh, football’s officially back.

“I agree with his platform but he’s old and white so nah.”

Great reasoning, Chris.

The best part of this comment is picturing you kicking back with a smile, thinking “I just made a really good point.”

Finally, someone brave enough to point out that movies aren’t real. Well done, Gizmodo.

Apparently you can learn to spell, or you can become an apologist for the Sacramento Kings. You can’t do both.