This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran and Jilly Cooper were my fairy godmothers. Their books stopped time and created a fluffy cloud of pure escapism. Complete with raunchy sex, Hermes bags, Perrier Jouet champagne and panthers on diamond leashes. *sigh* RIP Hollywood Jackie.

The problem is that keeping weed illegal causes countless non-violent offenders to be thrown in jail and have their lives ruined, while violent offenders like rapists get probation because prisons are overcrowded.

I believe people mentioned these problems before legalization, but the pot evangelists went berserk anytime you suggested that a lot more people taking some fairly strong psychoactive drugs might cause trouble. And it’s dudes, always dudes. Not enough for them to have a nice gentle high like you might’ve in 1975, you…

I once ate waaaaay too many weed margarita cupcakes, and it was like the best 19 hour nap of my LIIIIIIIIFE. But yeah, for most people too much weed = unconscious

why do we want to shed light on the bad whenever a woman does something good? Why can we not support one another for doing good things without finding the most trivial reason to point fingers? Why why why, women? Lady Gaga was raped, like millions of other women. Do you think she supports rapists? Really!

What drives me insane is their inability to connect how fucking stupid they sound when they yell “Kim Davis is exerting religious freedom! FREE HER!” and then “Obama is a Muslim” as though that’s a thing that matters.

Pardon my ignorance, as I’m not a US citizen, is there any legal reason that a President can’t be a Muslim? Or prejudice only?

I really recommend seeking out some Trump fans on Twitter for color commentary, very solid

My parents lab, Shelby, knew my grandma was dying before grandma told us (we knew she was sick and old, but she’d kept her brain cancer secret from everyone). When grandma was staying with them, the usually bouncy lab wouldn’t leave her side and was incredibly calm and gentle around her. When grandma went into…

AH, YES, I WILL HAVE SOME CREME DE METH IN MY COFFEE. THX.

Hotels are the most fucked up places ever. Please go camping instead.

Yep. The first thing I think when I get sick on vacation...must be meth poisoning.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

Dear Bristol Palin:

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

Iran is weird when it comes to women’s rights. Like, terrible in some ways, but they still celebrate certain women and women definitely do have prominent roles in society (like this awesome woman who designed a really beautiful pedestrian bridge in downtown Tehran).