What about their quotes “are going to hurt their chances at sympathy” and why? The “yes, it’s a bar quote” is 100% accurate.

IDK. I would argue that there are some places where it’s socially acceptable to make noise and bars are one of those places. To compare a train where the purpose of the voyage is to drink with a commercial airline flight is apples and oranges. Just like it’s ok to be loud at an outdoor music festival but not at the…

Yeah that white lady should feel ashamed for being a fun sucking asshole.

Everyone knows that gathering with friends while consuming wine should be a silent, joyless affair.

She just looks like the type of woman who would get mad at others for being happy while she’s trying to get her solitary drunk glower on.

Why even buy a ticket on a wine train if you hate fun.

I understand feeling that way on a commuter train, because that shit WILL NOT STAND!

If you read about American biases towards black people, then you know there’s probably no chance that racist bias didn’t effect how “loud” fellow passengers and the train management staff found the group. Stick a group of WASP ladies in the same seats with the same volume, and you’d probably get less of a reaction, or…

See, I agree, but I also have to accept that the problem is mine because I generally just don’t like rowdy public spaces. My solution? Stay away from them. If people being loud and tipsy bothers you then maybe don’t go on a wine train, you know? Try the library, or set up a private tour of some sort.

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

Shit, those people who complained should try being on the 2:36am train back to Long Island from NYC...or worse yet, the 5:45am....

You’re going to have something called a Wine Train and expect groups of women not to get rowdy? What’s the point then?!

My grandparents had their 60th wedding anniversary last year. My grandmother is currently suffering with very aggressive stomach cancer that she was only diagnosed with in June. I don’t think they will make it to 61 years. :(

We believe the perpetrator is a supernatural creature. Most likely a mummy. As a precaution we've had the Egyptian wing at the museum destroyed.

The Maxwell House coffee can is a nice retro touch. So is the brandy. Probably helps kill whatever is on that cake.

I think Chief Wiggum is running that department

Police believe the body was stolen.

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