Exactly. Or that Christians are being persecuted. No, some Christians are disliked because they act like fucking assholes. Same with this thinspo lot. It isn’t the thinness or the Christianity, it’s the behavior.

It is sort of like Fox’s insistance that there’s a war on Christmas.

What is it with assholes who think everything is a zero sum game. No “thinspo” people, there is no backlash against you just because we are moving closer towards all body types acceptance. Furthermore, whatever shit you get is not because you are thin, it’s because you viciously ridicule anybody who doesn’t uphold…

Even if the employee’s judgement was not correct and the dog was in fact safe, I don’t understand firing someone for trying to do the right thing, unless they were extremely rude about it.

My Mom was an old school type of housewife. She was a virgin when she married my Dad at the age of 17(mid-60’s), eventually raising 5 kids while our Dad worked as the sole breadwinner.

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

I had a similar conversation with one of my older cousins. He used to have some real caveman views on women (when I first moved to San Diego, I stayed with him, and he tried to slap a curfew on me. I was 25.) At a family dinner, of which I was on day two of a really devastating breakup, he was trying to give me some…

Whenever you get a group of men together without female influence, things get very scary very quickly.

the poop i took yesterday could beat donald trump in a general election

okay but this is legit fucking hilarious and now I’m going to put something in my obit like,

i went to catholic school

I do not understand why America—a wonderful country that I like and admire very much—is so fucking stupid sometimes. I really do not. America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.

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My Crazy SIL’s crazy mother told my sister she'd never attract a man until she learned to garnish plates correctly. In earnest. Parsley in hand, used to gesture for EMPHASIS.

I just shared this on my facebook last night. My grown son’s comment was fucking hilarious mostly because moms aren’t supposed to have sex or something. I told him he really need to get over how squeamish he is about his mom being a real human being.

If your husband is doing anything other than either sleeping or trying to remember his native tongue directly after sex, you’re probably doing it wrong.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

Well, sure, if your man has to go out and buy his own sandwiches, he'll likely cheat on you with a minor.