Sending in two dollars, one for each of my cats. I better get to harvest those seeds. IF MY CATS EVER GET SICK, IM COMING FOR YOU OLIVER!

And the food is shitty.

Watching someone eat lunch in the company restroom turns my stomach.

A 61-year-old woman is accused of killing her 93-year-old mother by jamming rosary beads down her throat.

Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

No, I heard it’s a dump.

That is some bullshit right there. You do not spring a “Hey, you’re participating in this group gift” the day before the wedding. if MOH wanted to do something like that, she should ask at least a month in advance who would want to participate as an option.

Is there such a thing as a MaidofHonorZilla?

You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

This is just such a silly thing to say, and I don’t even have any tattoos. I work in a fairly prissy industry and no one cares about tattoos. At worst, people care where you went to school or who your parents are, which is far more nefarious than some ink. We should encourage meritocracy in the workplace. Tattoos have…

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

The two people I know with the most tattoos are

Can we just shut this shit down right now? I have full sleeves and have never once had a problem wearing short sleeves at my jobs. I have a good career AND TATTOOS. The world is changing, my friends.

Her tattoos are the map of her life. This was a really interesting read, and I’m so glad to have seen it.

You know this isn’t the case anymore, right? Might still be the case in some conservative fields/cities, but tattoos in the workplace are pretty normal now.

Oof. You didn't read it, did you?

Remember, it’s always the parents’ choice. Their freedom to choose is tantamount. The government should never control that important right to the plans you have for your family. Your “family planning,” if you will.

“When in doubt, it is always the parent’s choice,”