Seriously! This whole article reminds me of 10th grade, when me and my friends thought we were soooo much better than the kids wearing Abercrombie and Hollister because we shopped at Hot Topic and were super cool and different. Except then I grew up and realized that was dumb as shit.

K, now I just have to figure out how to quit biting of my nails so they can actually grow long enough to do this.

Right? That is what confused me the most-why would that even come up in a debate? I thought they were supposed to discuss things like politics, stuff that was actually up for debate, not suggesting new additions to nature.

On the other hand though, this means you can ALSO kind of hack your order to get the same special sandwich for cheaper. Like, there is a buffalo chicken sandwich, but anyone can get bufalo sauce on their order. So you can order a chicken sandwich and then just ask for the buffalo sauce.

I feel so naive. I got there at like 2, and everything was long gone! I had no clue people would go so hard! Not that I would have stood in line and waited for the store to open, cause I hate that shit, but it’s sad how eBay resellers ruin stuff.

Are they though? There was a man in another state (Florida, I think) who got arrested for feeding the homeless too close to residential neighborhoods, and in that case the point of the law seemed to be that people in nice houses shouldn’t have to look at homeless people.

Wait-did the funeral home fuck up and have your husband carry someone else’s casket, thinking it was his grandmother’s?

Open casket funerals always weird me out. Even if they’re well done, the person still looks dead, no one can sleep that still. I can understand why others might want them, but I’d rather remember someone how they looked alive, not in a coffin with weird makeup on.

But this is for a 1 year old! If you’re sending your one year old out of the house by themselves, then THAT is the risk for kidnapping, not a monogram.

At first I thought their reasoning was gonna be that they didn’t want personalized things for use outside because the kid would just get it dirty, so this totally threw me, too!

It’s just like those customers who find something full price that’s mistakenly in the clearance section and then throw a shit fit that they can’t buy it for the clearance price.

I saw one episode where the guy wanted a paternity test because his girlfriend cheated on him with his uncle! So the baby looked like him but he didn’t know if it was because it was his kid or his cousin!

I mean, I’m definitely in a horrible mood when I get my period, but that’s because it HURTS, not because hormones make me crazy. Dudes don’t get how much cramps are just the worst, like mine are literally the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my life.

My mom had 2 abortions before I was born and it does’t bother me. Unless you grow up with your parents telling you they wish you hadn’t been born I don’t see why it should fuck anyone up. There’s probably an infinite number of factors that, had they been different, you would have never been born but that’s not the way…

Is being a foster parent allowed at that age? It seems like something like that would be a much better thing to do if she still wanted to raise children at her age.

I remember that show! It was all about him trying to get famous again and he released ONE single which I think was in the Top 40 for a bit because I remember hearing it on the radio quite a lot back then...then he disappeared again.

OMG I remember being an 11-year old girl and having no clue what “liquid dreams” meant! I thought it was some super deep sounding metaphor! And all along it was just a song about jizzing in your sleep :/

Right? iPhones are extremely cheap now if you get an older model, you can usually get them for free when you sign a new contract.

Of course gifts aren't an obligation, but I don't see what's wrong with asking for cash or a honeyfund, as long as the couple doesn't get pissy at people who don't donate or don't donate much, just the same as it's not acceptable to get pissed at guests who don't give you a gift.

Me and my boyfriend once changed our relationship status on Facebook to Married on April Fool's Day and then when people started commenting we made up this whole story about how we had eloped the night before-I had one friend who was in on the joke and she commented about how she was our witness, and we kept making up…