Since fireplaces used to be how people kept warm, very old houses will often have a fireplace in every bedroom plus the living and dining rooms-though you'd still have to have a pretty huge house to have 13!

Well if all the firefighters involved in pulling her out were men, it's not wrong to refer to them as firemen.

But a wedding isn't supposed to be like a party with a cover charge. Anyone throwing a wedding they can't afford expecting to make back their money with the presents (which like, how would that even work, you get appliances, not cash) is an idiot.

And, if he really was having sex with these 2 other roommates (which I doubt), wouldn't they be fucking in the bed he's willing to share? Who wants to sleep in a bed that 3 other people are fucking in?

It really bothers me when I see pro-lifers harping about adoption, saying they know plenty of people who would have adopted some hypothetical baby someone aborted, and I'm just like "well why don't you go adopt one of the thousands of children in our foster care system?"

Ugh, I just can't with people who compare abortion to the Holocaust. There used to be an "American Holocaust" memorial in my city. I don't know why they always call it the American Holocaust, do they not realize that abortion has been happening all over the world since forever?

But the Jezzie pieces seem to really focus on non-breastfeeders getting judged.

Wait, how is it possible to not PEE outside the house? Does she just never leave home for more than an hour?

And the irony is that no one would really *need* to hover or use covers if NOBODY hovered. The reason the seat is so nasty is because of people hovering and spraying their piss everywhere, afraid of the seat being nasty.

Noooo, I love the mustaches! I just wish the trend of giant, old-timey beards would stop.

I think it's generally understood that "unnatural hair color" means colors that no human being could ever have naturally.

Normal, non-asshole people don't expect the wedding present to cover the cost of the wedding. So if you have friends who get mad at people for not buying them expensive enough gifts, I would suggest not attending their wedding or buying them anything because those kinds of people suck and aren't worth being friends…

I agree with you but I think the ugh is in reference to the fact that people only talk about work life balance with WOMEN. It's hard for everybody, I don't have kids either and I really can't wrap my head around how people can take care of children AND work ANY job, let alone also have hobbies and a social life and go…

A lot of child porn is on the deep web, if you don't know how to access that you're not gonna accidentally find any. It's not like you can go to pornhub and accidentally click a link for child porn.

She really was awful! It really says something about her that all the women I watched that movie with thought that Miranda was the one being a bitch when she dumped Steve for cheating on her.

however, if you're aspiring toward a body like Jillian Michaels, even if you never achieve it, you're probably going to do yourself some good on the way there

Wait, I don't even understand how this one works...how is he supposed to get it in if you're just laying there on your stomach? I feel like there wouldn't be enough room

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this "cover up" is dumb as hell. The original tattoo was dumb not not aesthetically bad, but turning it into a joke about generic Japanese character tattoos just seems even worse and more regrettable.

I doubt your college actually had a problem with semen clogging the showers.

I don't see why people think this is gross to do in other people's showers/shared showers. It all gets washed away. It's no grosser than peeing in a shared toilet.