I just read the whole 7 chapter story and do not regret it at all. Best hour I've spent all day. It's seriously so bad it's hilarious, it's like The Room of Christian fan fics.

If this is real, I think the author might be a Jehovah's Witness because they actually believe celebrating birthdays is wrong, and there's another part in the story where Harry says how birthdays aren't of God.

Right? The whole series is about standing up for your beliefs and your friends, even when it's hard to do. How is that at all anti-Christian? And magic has been a key part of stories for children since looooooong before Harry Potter...why aren't these same people freaking out about the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella?

Yeah, it seems like the "be nice" part was a direct quote, but without any info about the rest of the conversation.

I don't think it's particularly bad advice. You SHOULD be nice, to people who deserve it. I took it to mean that instead of trying very hard to be what you think will impress people or make you stand out, you should just chill out and be friendly.

lol I don't have implants, just DD's naturally.

For reals. I do not understand how this lady has a bra that fits her and I don't.

The thought of going down the stairs without a bra just made my boobs weep, bras are definitely required, at least for some of us.

So this would be more dangerous than normal breast implants?

I don't understand why people in the comments are saying that this means the sentence definitely will not happen then. They got sent to prison for fucking singing 'Happy', if you live in a place where that's a thing that can happen not breaking any laws for 3 years sounds pretty fucking hard. It's not like in America…

It offends me because they fucking went to the time and trouble to make t-shirts and organize their little photoshoot for a joke that boils down to "haha we raped somebody, isn't that hilarious?". It offends me because these boys are about to be men and it scares me to think of more men in the world with that attitude…

No, it's obviously not the same as actually raping somebody. But it's not just a "stupid joke", it's an absolutely disgusting one, and when people like you dismiss these things as just dumb high school pranks THAT is all contributing to rape culture.

It blows my mind that taking naked pictures is STILL considered so scandalous. We've had phones with cameras and digital cameras for years now, of course people are gonna use that technology for taking naked pics. And how is it that inappropriate to send naked pictures to a person you're already having sex with?…

And it wasn't even a real gun! I've been shot with a BB gun before, it doesn't hurt much.

I doubt you have millions of people looking up to you at your job. If athletes and celebrities can keep on making millions of dollars after being abusive, it sends the message that those things aren't a big deal.

Leslie Knope, is that you?

I'd say the fact that someone hits you makes them an immediate threat. I pretty clearly said that a man punching a woman in the face because she slapped him is NOT justified.

That's what I said?

And did you notice that one of them had HAND prints on it?

At least they showed the booty acne! I pretty much always have at least 1 zit on my butt and I hate it. But it's pretty impossible not to, especially since all the working out it takes to get that cellulite-free butt causes me to break out on my booty from the sweat trapped in my leggings.