I would also like to marry those things. Can we be sister wives?

I'm actually coming back from a Labor Day weekend wedding right now and I thought it was pretty convenient, as I didn't have to take any time off work.

Maybe it's because drunk driving is such a big problem where I live, but I wouldn't be surprised if drugs and alcohol were involved in a lot of normal vehicular deaths, either.

I'm so sorry about your mom. That is fucked up and those cops were wrong. They absolutely can do something about threats. One of my friends was getting threatened by her ex on Facebook so she printed out his messages and took them to the cops and got a restraining order.

I once had a professor who instead of having a TA just made his wife come to class with him to help out.

There's a quote: "homophobia is the fear that men will treat you as bad as you treat women"-I think the guys who think all gay men are hitting on them are just super worried because they're idea of hitting on someone is harassing them (or worse), and they're worried about someone stronger than them doing the same.

Well the article I remember was definitely in a paper magazine, not a website, but it's certainly possible Jezebel covered the same thing.

Homophobes always seem to just see being gay as a sex thing. Like when Michael Sam came out and a bunch of people said shit like "well I'm not homophobic I just don't want to hear about his sex life". Saying you're gay isn't talking about your sex life anymore than saying you're married is, but people interpret it…

Anything other than sex in the missionary position is sodomy. So if you're straight and wait till marriage to have sex and than do it cowgirl style, you're a sodomite.

If you're doing a contract the newest phone isn't going to cost that much so I think it's best to just wait till the iphone 6 is out.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Because sexually assaulting women is ok so long as they're not another man's property!

That's what I thought, too! I feel sorry for them, but seriously, just get a dog or something. You can dress it up in little outfits and call it your baby and people will still judge you but not nearly as much as they will if you keep carrying a doll around with you and pretending it's real.

Dude, every method of birth control can fail. Every. Single. One. Even sterilization. When my mom was in her mid 40's she called her doctor because her period was late and she thought it was menopause and they told her she had to take a home pregnancy test before she could get an appointment, even though she was 45…

I wonder if she was just trying to pretend to be a new mother and pretending that her doll was a newborn in the maternity ward? I've heard about the people who buy dolls like that getting super into pretending they're real babies-oftentimes it's women who can't have children or whose actual children died.

It's been a long time since I read Othello but doesn't he strangle Desdemona? That's even *worse* than Romeo and Juliet, at least they just killed themselves.

How could anyone defend the cops in this instance? Like, even if the story they gave WAS somehow true (which it obviously isn't, as the autopsy has revealed) that would pretty much make the most incompetent cops in all of history.

But that would only work if all bars used those straws, or if you just wanted to go around carrying straws in your purse.

It's really terrifying. I remember reading an article about a woman who drank a roofie'd drink meant for someone else-luckily, she wasn't raped but just the way she described the drug feeling scared the shit out of me. I can't imagine how frightening it must be to start feeling so strange and not know what's causing…

Just calling out things like that can be helpful, too. You never know if someone listening was also thinking the same thing but was too afraid to say anything, realizing other people feel the same way can give more people the courage to call that shit out. And when a whole bunch of people call shit out, it can slowly…

I complete agree. I keep seeing people on FB sharing this photo of a sign from an OB's office saying they will drug test all new patients for prenatal care and I can't believe how many people are saying this is a good idea. I don't do drugs of any kind but if I were pregnant and went to a doctor with that policy I…