If Kanye needa a ghost designer to design a $100 plain white t-shirt, that is just sad.

I had to install child locks on the cabinets at my old apartment to keep my cat away from the glassware when he was a kitten, after he decided to play a game called "lets wake up all the humans by knocking everything to the ground at 3 am". He learned how to open the child locks.

I can understand people thinking the cover is inappropriate for their young kids, but I can't understand freaking out like this. Your kid isn't going to suffer pyschological harm from seeing a naked lady. Just take the magazine from them, say "oh that's for grown-ups" and move on.

Yes. I don't even like being woken up when the house is on fire.

A steer is not a pony... -_-

I think the cow puns have already been milked dry ;-)

It could be worse, my cats love to eat chargers, including the $80 chargers for my Macbook. I've had to buy 3 replacement chargers so far because of those fuckers.

Errr what? First people are getting arrested for sending their kids to play outside and now you can't even keep your dog in the yard?

I don't understand people who want super fancy things for their dogs. Like gourmet dog bakeries. Why the hell are you wasting your money on gourmet treats for an animal that has to be constantly prevented from eating trash?

That is so frightening. I know there's probably a lot of good people working at those organizations who just want to help kids, but it seems like you always hear about them taking away kids who's parents did nothing wrong like this woman, but kids who are actually being abused slip through the cracks.

I think there's a lot of parents less willing now, too. I rarely ever see kids playing outside, and on Halloween I've actually seen parents driving their kids around to go trick or treating, though I don't know if that's from safety concerns or laziness.

That is extremely, extremely unlikely though. For one thing, the majority of children who are murdered are killed by their own parents, not random strangers. Child molesters usually just go for children they have easy access too, like they're own kids or a relative's kids, or kids they work with.

I think what type of area you live in plays a big role in it, too. I got to roam all over my neighborhood as a kid, and my mom knew pretty much all of our neighbors, there were just certain boundaries I wasn't supposed to cross. But my boyfriend grew up in New Orleans and he was never allowed to go exploring like…

Oh yeah, I think I had something like that as a kid. My grandpa was a chemist and tried to show me how to make some stuff on it but I was way more interested in reading books and playing Barbies.

Well it could be different burglars this time. Also, you'd be surprised. Growing up, there was a house in our neighborhood that got broke into FOUR times in a 2 day period by the same person. The 4th time they just took all the frozen dinners...

Haha, that still sounds dangerous with a chemistry set though! In high school I had chemistry with this kid who decided to start mixing a whole bunch of chemicals together instead of following the directions for our experiment...he made a huge cloud of something and we all had to evacuate and then he was banned from…

Good point, though if your child doesn't know not to drink random cleaning products or lick the ceiling at 9 years old, there probably isn't much hope for them no matter what you do.

Why though? There's like a super crazy low chance of a kid actually getting kidnapped or murdered or something by a stranger at the park, especially when there's a bunch of other people around, but burglaries are pretty common, so it seems to me like if she left the kid at home by herself there's a higher chance…

Yeah it seems to crazy to me that parents are way less willing to let their kids go out by themselves when all the kids have phones now...surely they're safer now than they were when I was a kid because the parents can always reach them and they can call somebody if they have an emergency.

A park is probably still a lot safer than leaving the kid at home. There's probably a lot more criminals looking to break into houses than there are looking to kidnap children from crowded parks.