Ugh, please please please don't let him go to LSU. Or anywhere, for that matter.

Ugh, there is a bagel shop where I live that calls the cream cheese schmears and it always makes me think of getting a Pap smear...note to bagel shop owners, don't call it that, that shit is not appetizing!

Her husband must have had the world's smallest penis if she though tampons counted as losing your virginity...

But it makes no sense to have job candidates submit to a pap smear or prostate exam or any kind of physical exam if it's not directly related to their ability to do the job

Err, the fact that you changed a diaper doesn't make you biologically capable of pregnancy. And for that matter, grandparents and aunts and uncles change diapers, too, but they shouldn't be saying they're pregnant, either.

51 people fail at reading comprehension.

Yeah, that is gross as hell. Was her baby a boy? What if he started doing that thing where baby boys pee up in the air when you change them and peed all over people's food? The restaurant should have had a changing table, but that's not the fault of the other diners so it's not fair to punish them.

Gemmabeta definitely didn't say ANYTHING about a changing table being a woman thing, so I have no clue where you're getting that from.

I think the sport ones are good because they kind of 'plug' up my whole vagina? I mean I don't think I have a gigantic vagina or anything but when I've tried to use normal tampons I can feel them rattling around in there and it gets really uncomfortable.

Still, there really shouldn't be moths in the drink machine.

Eek! That's the same brand of quinoa I buy!

Any tips on how to wrap the TP right? I've done this when I've gotten my period at work and didn't have anything in my purse and it's usually only slightly better than no tampon/pad at all.

Yeah, that really baffled me, because it's not like she was acting like the price of tampons was the worst thing in the world, she wasn't even saying they should be subsidized, she was just asking a question.

We used to have tampons and pads in the first aid kit at my work when we had a female staffing cooridnator, but needless to say they disappeared once she left and a man replaced her.

Yeah, I don't spend that much either. The only tampons I can use are the Playtex Sport ones, which are more expensive than other brands and I can get a jumbo box of those for like $8, which lasts me two periods. Still though, I've had times when I was all out, got my period and was broke till payday and had to ask my…

Wtf, I don't understand that guy's logic. I mean, toilet paper gets pretty nasty AFTER you use it but no one freaks out about the new toilet paper in the store.

Ha, I was also extremely concerned when I first read about the plank as punishment, because I thought they meant beating their kids with 2 by 4's!

Jesus, I feel bad for those kids. My parents were overprotective but nowhere near that level of craziness and I had tons of anxiety as a child. I was worried all strangers were potential kidnappers and so scared of getting hurt that I never learned how to ride a bike.

Don't people like, die if they drink nothing but saltwater?

TEN? Jesus, my mom was already giving me beer by the time I was 10.