Punching whoever gave him that haircut is the most logical thing I've ever heard of Guy Fieri doing.

Because there's no law saying people have the right to bring guns everywhere. States that have laws protecting women's right to breastfeed say it's legal for them to breastfeed in any place they can legally be.

Oh God, what a shitbag! Was the 19 year old he banged one of his high school students??

So his dad then became his stepbrother? D:

Me and my best friend in high school met when we found out we were both dating the same guy! At first we hated each other and then we bonded after we found out he was cheating on the both of us with his ex!

Oh God, I have a parent adultery story, too! My mom was on Facebook and clicked on a profile of a woman that popped up under the People You May Know thing. My stepdad didn't do Facebook but apparently his mistress did. My mom was looking at this lady's pics and apparently found a ton of couple-y pictures of her and my…

No, but it means it *is* legal for public places like stores or restaurants to prohibit women from breastfeeding there.

Well I usually just eat chicken or fish, when I cook at home I add breading or seasoning, I like food to have flavor I just don't like it to be spicy.

Meat usually? I mostly just don't like cooked vegetables or anything spicy. It's not that I can't eat anywhere, but if I'm eating a meal I didn't cook myself it's rare that I can actually finish the whole plate and not leave anything to the side. Like I said, I don't expect anyone to make special accommodations for…

What the fuck is a dress code gonna do? People can still be douchnozzles while wearing suits. As long as people aren't getting on the plane naked I don't give a flying fuck what they wear, and I'm sure there already is a code of conduct that says not to get shitfaced and assault people, it's called the law.

Yeah, it seems like the people who have trouble with the TSA are assholes who want to start a fight because they can't bring on their water bottle or whatever. And taking off your shoes and not bringing liquids are rules that have been in place for a decade now anyways.

The rules don't really change *that* much. I don't fly too often, like maybe once a year, and I never have any issues with forgetting the rules-it's not that hard, I know it's annoying to not be able to pack your razor and to have to choose which beauty products to put in a little plastic bag but it's been that way…

And now you don't even have to turn off your phone during takeoff and landing, so you can listen to music during the whole flight and strangers have no opportunities to start conversations with you! It's glorious

Eh, I like penises and I also think they're kind of disgusting, so I'm not gonna get too offended over this.

Nailed it. This is exactly how mine looks!

People who care what other people eat just annoy the shit out of me.

Well, it's probably better for the rest of us if the onion and garlic lovers stick to making out with each other.

This drives a huge wedge between me and my boyfriend, to be honest. We had the same habits when we got together but now he is a huge stoner and doesn't want to drink anymore. It's very frustrating, because I like to go out to bars and stuff, even if I don't get wasted so much anymore, but I hate a pot and even more so…

I really hate when people try to insist you try something. I've had people do this to me all the time, whether it's with a food that I KNOW I don't like (and a lot of the time forcing myself to eat something I don't like honestly feels like I'm forcing myself to eat dirt or bugs or something) or just because I've…

Most restaurants serve a variety of food though (isn't that the point of eating out, so everyone can get something different?) and you usually have more than one food at a meal. Like I might cook chicken and broccoli for dinner because my boyfriend like broccoli but I hate it so I'll just eat the chicken. I suppose it…