Hey, at least from time to time we get stuff like this:

Three's company reboot? With Biden as Crissy, Obama as Jack and Boehner as Janet.

Well duh :-)

What does "weapon of choice" mean in this context?

Let's go bitch!

At least once a day, if I expect to interact with people, unless I hit the gym first thing in the morning.

So what is it with Gawker and BuzzFeed lately?

WTF are soft eyes?

You're right! I actually wanted to edit my answer but for some reason I couldn't save the edit. I was actually at the gym at the time :-).

Really? We are immigrants and both my parents had to work to provide for us. So I took care of my younger brother (5y younger) from time to time, even making lunch and or dinner for the both of us.

Of course it doesn't! You're a sociopath! ;-)

Gym gym gym!

As a guy, I can say, that I'd like to know before I try again and again. Sure you could go with the could shoulder for a while, but you would hurt him more with that and once you start treating him like a friend again, he could get the wrong idea (as in "maybe she likes me now!"). Tell him!
Yes, it will be awkward. He…

Go to a dermatologist and start him on isotretinoin (I think it's roacutane in the US). I waited very long to do it. I used topical solutions and antibiotics for a long time and they only helped a little. Then I got fed up with acne when I was around 20 (got to admit mine wasnt soooo bad, but I was tired of having…

Funny thing is, he was actually arrested several times
Also know he's an idiot for getting arrested for buying weed with fake money?

Hate to break it to you bro, but this is kind of the definition of a sociopath.

"Jones is there not because she's the better athlete, they say, but because she's the most popular. But if so—so what?"
- Brought to you by the guys complaining about the NBA Allstar roster

"they're defense can't stop a nose bleed"

"their defense can't stop a nose bleed"