Alcohol preserves everything. 

Ultra low mileage, been in storage for 14 years. 

You gotta be not just drunk, but New Orleans drunk to understand.

I know what I have no low ballers or tire kickers

A summary of New Orleans flooding issues for those who are interested:

I like the Mardi Gras beads hanging out of the trunk.

Yeah, this guy was a third round pick, the Pats typically wait for the fourth round to take murderers.

Somehow that was my exact thought. The Pats will sign him and he'll sack Jets QBs 50 times in his career

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

I ended up getting tricked by one of those bullshit “Crisis Pregnancy” centers in the early 90s. I was 20, working a menial job, living in an apartment my boyfriend and I could barely afford. I was lured in by the promise of a free pregnancy test. We couldn’t Afford to purchase a motherfucking $8 pregnancy test and…

Well, finally. Gearbox have been teasing this for years.

Oh, now genocide is bad?!? Loogit the SJW we got on our hands fella!

Congratulations on living in a less humid Houston.

1) Maybe I haven’t noticed this in other entries but there were a lot of female fans writing in about this one.

He was only a shitty person if you think genocide is bad.

I don’t have a horse in this race, but from my experience New Orleans is a waaaaay better place to spend a weekend. Atlanta is like most other U.S. cities: some buildings, traffic, and an airport. That’s about it.

Yo, if you moved here expecting a “work hard environment”, that’s on you and your failure to do some research. Kick your feet up, take a 3 hour lunch, and relax like everyone else, man.

And how is Omaha this time of year?

I haven’t seen the Saints flayed this badly since Bartholomew.

I read an article about this sandwich over the weekend where the author said they lived in West LA and couldn’t find a Popeyes anywhere in the area, so they had to drive 15 miles away. I happen to also live in West LA and know for a fact that there’s a Popeyes in the Crenshaw district just 5 miles east at Jefferson…