At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

Or in Canada, the Roughriders!

“To begin, draw an S. For snake. Or ... Seattle.”

They’re really gonna burninate up the competition this year.

HE HATE TEAMS

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

Ugh, yes. My kid (boy) is a month from turning 9, and it weirds me out when people say things like that. I disagree with PaintedTrollop about the “little man” comment, because I think it comes from when children act far older than their “age”. There are times when my kid (as does every kid) shows a maturity (that is…

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

“Nothing that’s a maintenance nightmare.”

Really cramped interior though, definitely no match coming out of an S8

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

Someone tried that here in Dallas!  It was called “Tallywhackers” and it closed in less than a year.

So they still wear the hose and white tube socks? What Millennial or GenZer thinks hose and tube socks are sexy? I came across a guy the other day who said he missed the way women wore their hair. Hooters is for guys who like 4” pieces of hair at the crown and Aquanet. 

Straight white male executives in charge of everything:

It’s a little above the price range but I’m sure you can get a great deal! You want excitement? How about the excitement of owning an Alfa! Will the car start? Will your dash be a Christmas tree? Will it go into limp mode while driving? Heart racing excitement can all be yours with this gorgeous Alfa Romeo QF!!

It's not unclear that you're bi and I'm glad you get to speak on it.  I'm unmarried but bi.  But this came off...overly snarky.  I'm no fan of hers but isn't she from a super religious background and kind of held up as that sort of paragon? Sounds like a hard situation to come out in.  Let's embrace her, not snark on…

But have you written for Women’s Health? 

Right, but the whole point of the article is that they did not leave their children to die in a hot car because they were “busy at work.” I’m surprised that’s all you got out of Gene Weingarten’s work on this subject.

Only the most hubristic of people think this couldn’t happen to them. I am generally against charging these cases unless you can prove the child was forgotten on purpose. These parents suffer so greatly after. It’s harrowing.