Millennials tendency to flee, cower, and huddle together will be the thing that dooms us all.

They’re marked down and will finance to people who don’t qualify for a dodge journey.

Maybe it’s not the best example, because my 2yo can somehow climb on top of a four foot dresser, but he has no trouble getting into his massive britax carseat in the 2nd row of our flex.

Also immensely practical for whatever you’re hauling - people, cargo, whatever. With the seats down will fit a twin mattress, no problem. As much headroom as a body on frame SUV, but low enough that a toddler can easily climb into it.

If you like the styling, this is the answer.

We went from a first gen xB to a Flex.

Ford is currently offering $8000 in cash incentives on the Taurus. Right now you can get one cheaper than a Fusion.

Sludgemaster flash 1.8T engine, unreliable late 90s audi electrical system, interference engine with unknown timing belt provenance. Crack pipe all day long.

Even then, if you can get a stripper jetta for $12-13k, that may be the best new car deal on the market (along with a stripper flex for $24,500).

Last time I flew DFW-Honolulu on American it was on a beautiful new 777. They must swap in the 767 in the off season?

T-mobile offers free texting on in flight wifi (gogo) on androids/iphones. You just have to activate wifi calling on the ground before you leave.

We did the same with our ecoboost flex. It was $1400 for 7 years/unlimited for powertrain and electronics.

Holy cow - what do you have to do to get the teaser price?!? $10k for a new jetta is a steal.

Except the combined manifold/cat, which is a common $3k replacement.

Uber loses a shitload of money. Over $2.8B last year, and likely a over $2B this year; and that’s not including the fact that uber doesn’t have to pay for cars themselves. Every uber ride taken by a customer is heavily subsidized.

The pitch to drivers is that it’s income, but instead, it’s more like a great way to convert depreciation into cash.

It’s okay - the one great car movie coming out this year will redeem the rest.

According to ye olde google, an Ambassador is 62.7 inches tall, which is 5'3".

Some aren’t, some are. There’s an indian guy in my office, his wife is 5'9". She’d tower over one of these cars.

Reminds me of an old Mad or Cracked where they had a spoof of how airline ads were filmed - after the director yelled cut, it became obvious the actors were all little people.