Truecar is a great resource for pricing out cars. With some research (ie, finding dealer email addresses), I’ve gotten the truecar price or close to it without signing up for the truecar service.

I, too, enjoyed it, but I couldn’t help but think it was just a pg-13 Heathers. Maybe every generation needs their “getting back at the populars” movie.

Irony strikes again, because the food—particularly the breakfast food—at Cracker Barrel is fucking awesome. I’d eat there every day if I had a way to burn off the 17,000 calories I’d gain doing it. Unfortunately, when I’m there, every white person in there automatically becomes Jeff Sessions in my head. Which is why I…

Yeah, but they’re like that with everyone. It’s not because I’m black.

I love being alone, but I was a) lonely and b) unaware of how lonely I was. 

If you’re white.

Hold on. Torchinsky convinced someone to marry him?

I daily an ‘08 V6 coupe with a six speed. Puts out 270 hp and with the slick, smooth honda transmission, driving it is a joy. Swapped the rear sway from an Acura TL to help with body roll.

My mom went from a quattro S4 to a V6 SHAWD TLX. She has had the same experiencemyou do. At her current age, she wanted a slightly softer ride than in her old audi, and didn’t want to have to clutch anymore (knee replacement).

And there’s a reason the Mazda5 was pulled off the market after overlap crash testing became mandatory in 2014. You can’t sell a family car that crash tests this badly.

FCA likes to put them in chryslers. Nothing screams luxury like a town and country with an analog clock.

TWO JAY ZEE.

They get a ton of commission on the insurance.

Few years ago I had a regular meeting on a ranch outside Reno. The guy who lived there was a mostly retired inventor and we were trying to get his technology licensed, so I ended up going out there at least once a month for two years to work out the details.

I once said the same thing to hertz about a chrysler 300.

Now discontinued, but when introduced the Captiva was a freshly rebranded Saturn Vue/Opel Antara.

Ah, if she’s like mine, it’s because she got bored looking at the maps screen, started texting her girlfriends and reading facebook, and doesn’t appreciate you getting annoyed that she didn’t tell you where to turn.

The 5 offset crash test footage was terrifying. Also how we ended up with a Flex.

And expensive as shit.

I owned a passat. They ain’t reliable.