You knew, as soon as they said that, that some jerk is going to.

Wow- Quentin Tarantino rejects directing Star Wars? He is SO cool!

What's worse, Abrams said what he thought Trek needed was to be more like Wars. Clearly he thinks Wars is about nonsensical, recycled action pieces, a plot driven by misunderstandings and coincidence, and characters motivated by selfish emotional acting out instead of intellectual or idealogical determinism. He can't…

This statment would only work if everyone felt the same as you about both Abrams Trek AND DS9. Clarify?

"…perfect invisibility can in fact be achieved, albeit under some very special circumstances…"

Penguin: "I hope you like the taste of shit, because I just crapped my tuxedo."

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

It's just one photo, not an essay.

It's "epithet".

Now with more "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Is your point that the problem with race in America is the racial minorities' over reaction to racial innequity? Because I hear that complaint a lot these days- from white people. "Hey, we're in a post-racial world, so can't you please just stop bringing up race?" Same with misogyny. I think young people are way more…

At least on TV, the Brits are WAY ahead of us Americans in racial inclusiveness. Very admirable.

Hey- that scene in Toy Story 3 was AMAZING. You're watching CGI cartoon toys, and you're more emotionally engrossed with their confrontation with mortality than any human character in recent movie history. That's just what Star Wars needs- emotional connection.

Might I suggest my fellow webcomic artist Bill Walko of The Hero Business' brilliant Hanna Montana mash-up? It's my favorite!

I've heard, in the novels, he escapes the Sarlacc pit. Not really canon, but they could do it.

I'm sorry, Jeremy Bullock, like David Prowse, is just a stunt man. The new movies don't need him.

It was 8 years. Now we have Obama.

That is fantastic. The Cowboy Greek Chorus made stuff* come out my nose.

Just please, please, promise to keep Orci, Kurtzman, and Abrams away from Star Wars FOREVER. They have no vision, no brains. Star Wars is more than mindless action. It needs a visually innovative artist. Brad Bird can do it.