Thanks- it's mine! Lots more where that came from...

My girlfriend just saw Letterman on the street yesterday. Funny.

Yeah, and they don't really like Thundercats, My Little Pony, and G.I. Joe.

Black Swan looked very cool, even if story-wise it was one of those movies I hate, where it's just a person freaking out because everyone around them is pointlessly weird and mean.

I will beam you over here and stun you with my phaser.

Tell us about it?

Wrong, Noah's sons had wives. I think they're all old when the flood happens- Noah was 300 when he had them and 400 when the flood happened-yet they're all still able to have children. In the movie the sons and their wives will be young of course.

Does't look very Burton-esq to me.

I hate the reboot, but I think they were too busy setting up Kirk and Spock in the first to get into McCoy. I'm sure they'll do a lot more of Bones' relationship to Kirk and Spock in 2.

You're both wrong! Well, not really. There's more than one way to look at it, but I think Kirk is the hands, the ego (or is it id?)- he wants to do things, he wants to act. Spock is the head, logic- he wants to think. McCoy is the heart, compassion- he considers the human dimension.

"Cosmopolis... has received an American release date — and, by "American", I mean "only New York..."

With the casting of Hermione in NOAH it occurred to me how white the cast sounds, and that bothered me for a second, the way Bible epics that usually take place in the Middle East have all-white casts.

Man, Damon Lindeloff really laid out the secrets of Star Trek 2! Every word out of that man's mouth is gold.

I usually go for way more curvy women, but there's something about her, absolutely.

Yeah... I did some "exploratory" stuff in college that totally stressed me out. It didn't lead me to drink because I don't drink, but... I'm not curious no more. Except maybe around Johnny Depp.

Are you kidding? What about China, France, Africa (yes, it's a continent, not a country), Canada, England, Germany, and various Middle Eastern countries, all made fun of often.

No, no, no. Maybe if it was a comedy- and I hope it wouldn't be a comedy... except he's just not very funny. Mind you, I don't watch The Office, maybe he's funny on that, but the few other places I've seen him he never made me laugh. Not a big fan. And I love Kirby and MODOK. I want someone way better.

Is that why hipsters try and cover their heads with stupid hats and beards?

The spiders were all like, "stop mocking us!" And the people were all like, "what are you gonna do about it?" and the spiders were all SWOOSH! NOM! LATCH! Ha ha, you're dead!!!!

It's what makes time travel possible.