Anybody want to hear my Nickelback joke?

At first I assumed it was a man videoing (sicko pervert) .... but .... a woman videoing is a game changer. Perhaps she is a muff diver?

Mooaar! WE WANT MOOOOAAAAR!

When Guy got his Lambo stolen I felt so terrible for him.

Is cherry pie more appropriate?

Here’s an update -

Amen Bruthah. If Khloe Kardation was my wife I’d ALWAYS recognize dat ass.

Cool story bro. And I’m not just saying that

Would you like some whine with your entitled cheese?

And now she’s a blogger at Jeaebel. Winner winner chicken dinner

Your rules kinda suck. I wear one of several UNCOLLARED Ed Hardy tshirts to fancy restaurants. These shirts weren’t cheap. I look amazing in them. People like me

NO

NO

Michael McDowell just doesn’t give a truck

She may have a thyroid condition and is currently around 8 feet tall and covered in thick, black hair. I saw a documentary about her and it was fairly titillating

So are you suggesting that makes her super-bangable? God you people

Still more entertaining than watching Jimmy talk to B list actors about their children, and I don’t care about video games in the least

Video or it probably didn’t happen

Yeh. I want my 6 minutes back

All good points and a cool story, but wut if the original flight crashes and the later flight lands safely? Wouldn’t that be ironic? Don’t ya think ... a little too ironic?