Givver givver Apple River?

google ‘rodeo fuck’

Does that mean you might not be Chelsea’s ex-boyfriend?

Golf should have rules like this for announcers especially “DON’T CALL THE OBVIOUS”

I’m not sure he could hear them coming, but he could hear them breathing hard

No Payne no gain

This new model is the Nicole Conlan of Jeeps

I knew it! *waits at bus stop with naturopathic medicine funded bus pass*

Tell me you aren’t a Big Pharma shill

TL;DR - Sub life sucks

Vaccines are for losers and sheeple. I stick to a gluten free diet of bullet proof coffee and the paleo, or “cave man diet” as well as organic produce, free range artisanal eggs and pasture raised livestock.

Only true sheeple WANT to get vax’d with Big Pharma poison. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Well said, although “into” should be written as “in to”

I’ll give you $2150 for it, as is. I’ll pick up the car from your local.

If I lived here with Oprah we’d have a falling out

I’m just a nasty boy living in a nasty gal’s world

IPA’s are like creme brulee - they’re nice to enjoy sometimes, but you don’t want to make an evening of it

“My favorite beer is the one I’m currently drinking, unless it has become too warm ...”

“For the past four years it has been in the car of James’s father”. So the 911 is in James’ dad’s car? I need to see that, quickly.

At the Masters I yelled “Pimento Cheez” and was thrown in to the back of a van