Never write your PIN on your ATM card, spit into the wind and pull on Superman’s cape

Sure that wasn’t Suge Knight driving the truck?

A more important photo than a Hope Solo selfie?

Will users of pirated copies of Windows 7 be able to upgrade for free to 10?

I have a simple formula for selecting wine.

I hate it when people use a car before me and don’t leave some gas in it.

I think he was looking to get to second base and eventually home plate

What people don’t get is that Adam is funny all the time. I’ve loved all his films. eg. -Jack and Jill got bashed by critics but it is a masterpiece. I’ve seen it 3 times. The cameo role of Al Pacino is comedy platinum incrusted with diamonds

Or Roger Badball ...

Do you still have da tat?

I hope Manny knocks Mayweather ass over teakettle

All I want is the Golf Channel. That’s it. I will pay 7 bucks a month for it.

I really want some cool Brooklin gear, but think I’ll wait for the fucking sale

If, just if, she gets married to OJ Simpson in a hugely publicized E! wedding ceremony just to cash in, then Bruce may become the most high profile transgender. (if)

These bros don’t look too rapey

The secret for dudes is to just work pecs and arms. Coupled with a good clubbing shirt and the women will flock. I’m living proof

good catch

The 900 pound gorilla that isn’t mentioned is over 900 ft-lbs of torque for the 918 vs 600+ for the P1. That is a HUGE advantage

I prefer the older body style. This is a bit too “sporty”