Fake engine sound being pumped in through speakers, and the slow death of the stick shift.

Ha ha ha ha ha

COTFD!

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

New Edge Focus SVT is better looking car than silly FiST.

Do you own this jack?

Tennis rackets, cars, and model planes on a soccer field. Professional Calvinball team.

Indeed.

I just had to watch an ad so I could watch an ad.

Bull. Show me these bone yards. British tanks are not better and that’s according to Britiah tankers I’ve spoken with! As for designed for a war that will never come, well you've already been proven wrong on that one. The Abrams was designed in the 70s and fought in major tank battles in Desert Storm and OIF. Also…

Is it made of magic, puppy dog smiles, and the hopes and dreams of my ancestors who wished for a better life?

Ohhhh my gosh, the time out dolls are so creepy!

No you know enough.

Literally every single way