Great war stories (and maybe Great War stories?) I'm sure, and hopefully a mention of an onion on his belt.

I'm a bit disappointed actually...I was expecting the beard to catch fire.

Here's your next Lemons theme for that track.

Shitty rat rods at a traditional rod/custom show.

I do not understand the appeal of taking a picture in front of a that is not mine.

Guys who bring their newer Corvettes to classic car shows.

Every fucking time.

RV is sad it got cropped out. "But I have stripes too!" "Shut up... not yellow enough, get back in the corner."

someone has got to explain to me what exactly goes wrong on the electrical system with older European cars like these. I gotta know! How can they be thst bad that

This better be televised. We need A LOT more racing to be on TV. Just think of how much better TV would be instead of this:

Fuck it, just pull a 16" gun off the USS Iowa and call it good.

Tell em what your going to tell em, tell em, then tell em what you've told them.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

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BONE'd

Indeed. Look at it this way: it's almost an inevitability that Top Gear will eventually jump something off the ramp. That makes it worthwhile all by itself. And besides, they make for a nice spot to put the ship's name and crest.

Agreed, anything MIATA would make more sense. MIATA would be jalopproved

"Why do they call you Miata?"