I'm too poor for an xbone and even too poor for horizon 2. So yeahh...

Well I didn't bust out my slide rule 10x bigger than the GAU-8 just sounded about right. Or why not 3 GAU-8 guns salvaged from junked A-10s mounted on independent targeting pods of course.

I guess when you are rich the least necessary and therefore your less painful possession to part with is your scarf collection. Also Why so many freaking scarves?!

My vote is for the firebird. Because it woul readily accept a quick change rear end which makes swapping gears easy. Adding different wheels and tires and go track day bro.

I think this would also make a nice a-10 replacement of course they would have to scale up a gun to fit it. But a bigger flying gun can't be a bad idea.

Here is my professionally designed engineering blueprints.

I wonder if I got some skid plates and hit that water at 35 mph I would skip across the pond like a little stone.

Great and now Chevy will introduce a new tailgate organizer with not only stamped indentions for cups but actually have cupholders kodiak tobacco pockets made of denim but also a jack daniels bottle net as well as a little safe with keyless entry that holds a brick of .22 rounds. And on the upper level trim a diamond…

Yeah I know didn't my comment illustrate that I already knew that?

Holy crap this is gold jerry gold. But I still want to know why he got out of the car through the window. because drunk?

I use this when public speaking it seems to work. But also it makes it easier to conclude the message and sit down without saying "ummm yeah."

I would use nitrous oxide for more power!

I keep going to his site hoping for new crap and I am dissapointed a lot. I remember reading about that honda in hot rod magazine of all places.

galant vr4? spriit r/t holy crap they look alike.

Did you shift at 7k like you should?

This part funny.

My career path.

This reminds me of that one time in my 61 bug fresh rain on oily roads I decided to give it too much gas turning right at an intersection and spun around through a center divder with huge boulders and dirt didnt hit one of them came around on the opposite direction let out the clutch hit the accelerator and drove on…

This looks just as crazy maybe more so.

The one time I drew this sleepy right before bed sketch of what a mustang would look like if it was in some universe where the mustang raced in group b rally.

YES! I loved this one. I think jalopnik needs more DIY articles about crazy crap.