It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

I give 35 percent of my yearly salary to the Church of Scientology. I’m not a member. I just want to show my support.

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?

Why the comma?

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

The simpler explanation is that there was a faction in the locker room that was challenged by Kelly’s change in attitude and pushed this narrative because it was convenient on their way out of town. Reid was hardly a disciplinarian over team or family. It may sound unfair to invoke family but a judge publicly called…

“ You can’t help but cock your head to the side and wonder if there really is something to all of this.”

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

and the crowd might’ve skewed younger and more female than for any previous procession...

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

The dispute is ongoing, as ARod is insisting the money be donated to a charity he founded, The Human Fund.

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

Barry, I say this in all honesty, this just confirms that you are the most eloquent and intelligent writer at Gawker. Cats are fine, dogs are fine, people who like both or neither are fine, and Burneko can get bent.

Haven't read this yet, scrolled down to say how thrilled I am that Haisley isn't writing this.

No, she has not.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

He could always move to Eagleton and play on the high school team.