Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

I like what you have to say, but holy fuck you are a terrible, terrible writer.

Judging from the Miami U Law hoodie he wore in that deposition, I bet he got his degree somewhere in Akron.

I checked the ABA website's list of accredited schools, and "the Deadspin comment section" wasn't listed. So if he did get his legal education there and he's currently practicing, he could potentially be facing sanctions.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Perhaps the dumbest headline possible for an exceptionally dull article. Kudos, I guess.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

Tom/commenters,

seriously? you're okay with people working for free? you are the problem.

I'm sure Josh Gordon applauded the decision. He, of all people, knows how much the value drops once something's been cut.

Hey, they gave it a good effort, and got pretty close; I'm pretty sure their manager appreciates that more than most.

"Coaches having to suffer through the embarrassment of wearing a knockoff watch puts going to bed hungry in perspective, doesn't it?" - Mark Emmert

There can be no doubt Dunbar is telling the truth about what happened. When it comes to fighting, or indeed any other subject, Americans are notorious for their difficulty understanding, let alone countering, Dmetrique's system.

Carmelo would lead the league in missed 4-pointers.

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

Can we all agree, that between homosexuals, Chris Kluwe, the Vikings, Jerry Sandusky and his victims, the real victims here, are all of us that have to endure Mike Florio having a source with blazing hot takes?

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

The latter.

I've always had this dream that when I'm rich, I'll have two dishwashers (I have none now). I'd just take clean dishes out of one, use them, and put them directly into the second dishwasher, and do a load when it's full, and just keep moving them back and forth. No need to ever put away dishes.