Poor Eugene. I can’t believe his fate in the episode didn’t even warrant a mention.

It’s why I felt that I should speak up ;)

I laughed at your Parent Trap reference and then it reminded me that Natasha Richardson is dead and now I feel sad.

Can talk about how much I hate whoever decided to call this “Brexit”? Because it is dumb and I hate it. It sounds like a dumb tech startup or some kind of bladder disease.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I'd be totally fucked. Sleep is the best; I'll take it over food, booze or sex any day of the week. Trying to stay awake like that just to live a couple more days? Totally not worth it.

When it’s a racial issue, race tends to be mentioned. Sorry if that bugs you.

If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

One of things I hope for most dearly is that the death penalty will be abolished in my lifetime. Not the feckless, useless, piecemeal state by state abolition, but the federal government actually stepping up and saying no more. I hate this shit. It’s WRONG.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

American Horror Story: Ghost Ship? Atomic? CANADA?

Funny...but that guy has been accused of rape as well.

My reaction to that photo:

I guess in five years a comedian is going to make a joke about it and suddenly it will go viral

I've been waiting for this day since his time with Moxy Früvous.

I second that. I hate his face.