Bear: Ha! In your face, scientists!!

Way to bury the lede! There's a wonderfully terrible greenscreen job at the end!

Ooh, I want to be a Pennsylvania billboard designer. How's this:

Canadian authorities were initially at a loss after politely asking the bear to stand still didn't work.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"He's just fat, and he's lazy, and he was resting," one told Global News in Canada.

Hello from sunny Boulder, CO! We have insane bears here, too.

As a Canadian; I can tell you that we generally refer to larger bears as overweight. The only thing that calling the bear fat accomplishes is making the bear feel bad.

You're kidding, right? Miss America has constantly policed their contestants' morality. Prior winners have had their crown revoked for getting sloppy drunk, taking nude photos, appearing in adult magazines, etc. The fact that they are letting the current Miss America's actions slide by is just amazing.

This is so goddamn distracting. RUN BITCH GET TO A CHARGER

He has actual gift baskets he gives to women before they leave his place although I don't know if this was ever confirmed to be true.

I don't know about you guys, but that picture kind of ruins Bare Friday for me.

Major League Baseball will retire the position of shortstop when Derek Jeter plays his last game. This way all will know of the hole that Derek Jeter filled when he played the game.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

I explained in the article what spurred it. Did you miss that or not believe it? There were allegations last week that Sarkeesian lied about informing the police about harassment. A critic of hers had a person from the SFPD on audio saying they hadn't heard from Sarkeesian. That was certainly a story I felt we should…

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

NOPE IT'S NOT!

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing