As someone in southern BC at this moment I can definitively state that it is like a freaking country bear jamberoo around here right now.

I think that's a different Canadian bear.

I really like the gift basket thing, but isn't he also notorious for giving a whole string a famous ladies herpes? Because I've never seen a gift basket good enough to justify that.

Okay, it's not just me. I am totally disinterested in most of this crap, but for some reason I have this weird inclination toward Lauren Conrad's instagram.

Well yes, one would certainly hope. Could be a paramedic too, I suppose.

I have known lots of nurses who have all sorts of work crap around home, including IV supplies.

I cannot believe she is only 37.

Nurses.

Assholes complain about people with babies flying instead of just fucking buying earplugs.

Also, it protects against four strains.

Oh god, are there really Saved By The Bell fans?

You're a fucking idiot. Shut up.

Kate Mulgrew totally deserved a full sized picture here!

Your list made me *squeeeeeee*.

Wedding doula?

I got into an argument with someone who was saying that the heels were okay because the original WW had heels so they were just keeping true to the comic... to which I said "...sorry, they kept the heels to be accurate but changed the entire rest of the bloody costume?"

Yeah... I'm not sure it's *better*, just more polite about it.

I'm not suggesting there is any more or less racism toward Aboriginal or First Nations peoples in different areas of Canada, but I was quite shocked when I moved from Toronto to Vancouver, how incredibly unapologetically publicly racist people were in BC (compared to back home in Toronto). It was quite a distinct…

The door is clearly open and the cat is running it like a hamster wheel.

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