It's not really old fashioned, it's actually pretty new fashioned to be bloody hysterical about everything children do.

My cat used to do full circles around my couch. It was awesome, but if you got in the way he'd claw the shit out of you.

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Generally they have just migrated (really they're just going exploring) from the butt.

To the entire world:
Please, if you're going to shove something into one of your holes, regardless of whether or not that is the intended use of said object, JUST FUCKING TIE A DAMNED STRING AROUND IT FIRST.

Get a new gynecologist.

Because it misses the bigger picture and generally just results in making those who have poor choices available to them feel spectacularly shitty. A great deal of those who eat a large amount of that fast food have been shown to do so because they cannot afford (in terms of money, knowledge and most importantly time)…

A few minutes of time? Really? If you're going to make a comment here, at least try to make it vaguely accurate.

Except that those health issues are far more complex than simply people eating too much fast food. In fact, poverty is one of the greatest contributors to obesity and the many associated health conditions. You know, poverty, like when you have to live on seven or eight dollars an hour...

If you suggest that my behaviour should be altered to prevent my sexual assault, then the logical progression of that line of thinking is that if I participate in certain behaviours, I am responsible - at least in part - for the assault. It is very clearly victim blaming. If we know, for example, that the majority of…

Yum. Tasty tasty pickle brine. Is there anything it can't do?

Two suggestions:
1. It might have been helpful to include information in the CPR section about AEDs. They're available in most public spaces these days and designed to be pretty foolproof (so that non-trained individuals can still use them effectively). They do tend to increase positive outcomes.

I actually cringed. Her poor vagina.

With the cidery lamb stew I find a bushel of rosemary is ideal.

My two cents: If you are making a lamb stew, switch out wine/beer for dry cider. It's delicious.

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Oh jeez, no one is making fun of celiac disease, you illiterate sensitive little baby. The point was clearly that celiac disease is actually quiet rare, and that the bulk of those currently eating gluten-free do so because of fad diets, not allergies.