You realize that if Flappy Bird and Candy Crush don't count as games, neither do, oh, about 90% of the games from the 80s, right? Mobile games are just the arcade games of the modern era, down to the microtransactions.

There are only a handful of people I know, men or women, that play games as I play them. And that's certainly no demographic sample, since my "methodology" for choosing friends is by definition subjective. I would assume the same is true for you.

Krieger is perfect.

"Her hobbies are punk rock music and fighting games" = winner, winner! chicken dinner!

We did give a shit though. http://kotaku.com/watch-dogs-del…

I love both Titanfall and Second Son, but even right now, SMB3 might be better.

To be fair, SMB3 is probably the best game on that list.

For the record, I think he has a point, to an extent. It's just goofy because it's for an adult kickball league.

Here are some of the lines they didn't use.
"This series just jumped the shark, dawg, y'dig?"
"I'm a reg'lar one-man minstrel show. Hey, why'd you write that? I ain't on no period."
"Man, them big-ass robots is cool. What? This isn't that game?"

I think otherwise, anytime I've used it it's been as a self-joke. I'm sure there are some who seriously think they're part of a master race, but the rest take it as self-mockery.

Pretty sure you filthy peasants aren't allowed to say that about the golden children of god.

Kirk had the best input. Just sayin.

Number 9 should be higher. It wasn't just hail. It was hail and FIRE.

You. And your ponies.

Jennifer Lawrence as Sailor Moon would be AMAZING

Guess it could've been worse. He could have referred to his motion as a "Jap Throw."

And the consoles will never have Goat Simulator.