Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

He's giving the $4 billion away. It's hard to remain really really angry at Lucas for what he did in the prequels given that. :/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

But does it have Italian Spiderman?

Religious harmony on io9! Somehow I always knew it would happen here.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Weak

I just realized how similar these two GIFs are.

THIS FAT ASSHOLE

Wait, I thought we already elected Daulerio?

I think he deserves enshrinement for showing us how Skyline Chili was invented.

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

I am always the seriousest.

Please don't retweet that...

NOTE: Batman died on the way back to his home planet.

And whenever Batman isn't around, all the other Marvel characters should ask things like, "where's Batman?"

Just goes without saying...

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?