What the NHL city you WANT to play in says about you:

Other than in the draft you mean...

Hey, if the foo shits...

But this tho..

It was never run by a bigot, but the person you are referring to stepped down.

You're right, he definitely had a defiant social disorder at those press conferences this week.

Have they ever done a duet of "It's not easy being green"?

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Wrong sport, wrong city. Worst kind of sports' douche.

They have to change the red ones behind their own net every other night.

The lack of Tina Fey upsets me. But then the lack of Tina Fey in most things upsets me.

Cameo? Let's just have a Burt Macklin movie!

Needs more Jenny Slate

Bert Macklin should cameo on all the police/CSI/FBI shows.

So, when do we reach peak Pratt? Every hero has to fall eventually, right?

Oh my dear Lord. This is hilarious and honest. It's also the First Amendment in action, before some reactionary jumps in about how these people are abridging the free speech rights of those who made the ads. The solution to speech you don't agree with is more speech, and that's exactly what these people are doing. …

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

That is the exact rotation of Pete Rozelle rolling in his grave

This is the greatest thing..... Ever