What the NHL city you WANT to play in says about you:

Other than in the draft you mean...

You're right, he definitely had a defiant social disorder at those press conferences this week.

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Wrong sport, wrong city. Worst kind of sports' douche.

They have to change the red ones behind their own net every other night.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

That is the exact rotation of Pete Rozelle rolling in his grave

Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

THIS FAT ASSHOLE

Wait, I thought we already elected Daulerio?

I think he deserves enshrinement for showing us how Skyline Chili was invented.

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

they should have grown up like this kid.

Nick Young was bold enough to defend himself