"fuck your dad go back to canada" coincidentally was also a tweet directed at Malia Obama when she signed up for Twitter

Thankfully Cutler's kids won't have to deal with this, although that's because they died of polio as toddlers.

Chloe apparently tweeted a photo of a cheese grater (which was later deleted) before the game, because Packers fans are Cheeseheads, get it?

When opening and working in a restaurant that caters to crunchy granola set, you're really just asking for lots of weirdness and stupidity, aren't you? Honestly, I'd expect that sort of stuff on the regular if my menu was raw, gluten-free, non-GMO, since those dietary restrictions already stem from questionable…

What a great value and thank god German cars are so cheap to maintain and they rarely breakdown. And no politician Democrat, Republican or otherwise has ever lied. I'm going to strap on my jet pack and fly around town for a while. Have a great day!

It's not such an original idea anymore, but in the trunk of my Abarth. Hooked up to the rear wheels of course. Also seems like a natural fit for a Se7en.

Omg...I clicked the link. I'd never seen Scott Walker before, but you're right. I had an immediate desire to punch my screen right then. It's like they combined every single douchey bro's bro in the country and distilled off their undeserved smugness and made it into this guy.

Unless the staff is a bunch of teenagers. Or Peter North.

You'll have to given them an extra 20-30 minutes to prepare that.

Asking for another shot takes on a whole new meaning.

It's a tray full of whoop ass.

I'm afraid I have a much more violent reaction to photos of Scott Walker than mere punching would solve.

That description sounds like Bengay Cucumbermint, or whatever his name is.

I can't imagine the judge who'd throw a 90-year-old man in jail for two months for feeding the homeless would have a long career ahead of them.

I prefer a sxs primarily for 2 reasons - 1) steering wheels are just more fun to me then handlebars and 2) I like roll cages where I ride (I won't depress you with the stories I have)

I'd vote for Abbott over any political candidate any day.

In 2008 when Barack Obama was elected and Dems controlled both houses, making Election Day a holiday is EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE.

The million dollar question.

I'm technically 40. But I vote like a 25 year-old. Does that count?