I really really want to see it but I feel like I should at least....er...watch the other ones first.

I think for me to calm down now I must see new Star Wars movie pronto!!!!

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

I hope my boss doesn’t mind me curling up under my desk next to my space heater and cry-sleeping for a few hours.

god, i wish that was an actual option.

i think i am going back to bed

I think something inside my brain just broke.

“I didn’t teach my children to hate people or to think they are better than other people.” Aden said.

Agree about sincerity and respect. Ms. Ahmed hasn’t tried to argue about her views with anyone in the stories I’ve read, she has just stated her personal position and I’m okay with that.

as an editor for jezebel dot com and a person with a reasonable understanding of public health, i too am deeply personally averse to pro-life ideology! however, i do very much value people who are straightforward and sincere (and: respectful) about what they believe, to the point of prioritizing those beliefs over…

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

“ It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.”

Think you need to throw this inside the article as people still aren’t getting it.

It was not legal,

Whatcha got for swiping play sheets? If they didnt want shit stolen thy shouldnt leave them lying around their own locker room? sure

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

The thing is, I’m not denying that language isn’t fluid or doesn’t evolve. But the problem is that these pieces almost completely ignore black people from the equation.