EDIT: Re-reading the article, you’ve come to a different conclusion using the same info. Time will tell how all this shakes out. As a WP fan, I absolutely do not want to have to deal with using MS apps on an Apple or Android device. I despise Android. (And fuck off with the flaming. I have a Moto G I use at work. I…

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

A handy cut-out-and-keep guide for where everyone is when the start of season 6 rolls around
- Jon Snow - dead. Don’t give me any of that “OR IS HE?” nonsense, the actor has had a haircut
- Stannis Baratheon - looks pretty dead. Last seen about to taste the end of Oathkeeper with no rescue in sight
- Arya Stark - has…

Season is too long. Too many back to backs. But they won’t fix it.

Any result that isn’t Mayweather dead in front of a live global audience is a loss for Pac on my card

I’m sure Phillip turns his nose up at acts like Das Racist, but come on, this one’s a banger.

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

Traditional statistics don't mean nearly as much in football as in baseball because the game is constantly tweaking the rules in order add scoring and excitement to the game. Same with basketball and hockey. I think people have spoken with their dollars, and the answer is tweak the rules to make the game more…

Considering the entire thing was probably assembled by a 15 year old girl in China who earns 30 cents a month.

I went to college with Mike. He was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet, hands down, swear to God. This is a tragedy.

What time does the rest of the team show up if 9:30 is impressively early?

Deadspin Staff Combine!

Baron Davis Is Turning Into Rick Ross Right Before Our Eyes

Are we sure this isn't just for the next Gathering of the Juggalos?

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

"It's really minimalistic," Watt said. "The only thing I have to focus on is training and that's the way I like it. There's no frills, there's nothing to distract you up here."

Well and a certain subset of fans who I guarantee would be loudly fellating someone like JJ Watt if he did the exact same thing.

U.S. officials have maintained that the plane never landed there, but could that be because they do know where it is, and don't want to share that information?