Enough with the butthole posts today, Samer.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

Either way, you're still an incredible asshole for your whole schtick in general. Especially doing it in a town where the team hasn't made the playoffs in the 29 years since the team last won a title. You may be technically in the right in this situation, but to deny die-hard fans those seats just so you can parade…

If he beat his meat instead he might not have all these goddamn kids.

Fucking sick of this. Here are the undisputed facts everyone knew before seeing the video. Ray Rice hit his fiancé, and that hit knocked her unconscious. Both were initially charged with a crime. When a grand jury viewed the video, it dropped the charges against her, and increased the charges against him.

I don't get the whole 'seeing THIS video changed everything' mindset that everyone's running with. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY THINK HAPPENED?!? It was in the police report!

We haven't come to anything. This is where we've always been. The difference is the tape, not the actions. Society's always excused domestic brutality. If anything, the public outcry is a sign of us moving forward.

/rant on

I don't know what a dream shake is, but I want it.

It's unfortunate that she felt a sharp Peng in her shoulder, but that's just the Shuai it is.

So it's fine if I whip out a laser pointer next time I'm asked to babysit, right?

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

I think you mean Teen Mom is scaring the pants on everyone under the age of 20.

Everyone's too busy sexting to actually meet up and have sex.

In 1991, women who had had sex ed, birth control and abortion available their whole lives were starting to have kids. These children have grown up in a world where birth control is ok and expected, and with less shame about sex (there's still too much idiocy and shame out there, but it's miles better than it used to…

I miss clothes shopping with my dad for school. I couldn't go with mom like my siblings bc they were fit (even though I was prob the most active- thx genetics) and I wasn't, so she would buy me stuff a bit too small, "for inspiration." My dad would get pissed when I'd come home crying, so at age 10, he took over. Each…

Do you mean a compass? Protractors don't tend to have stabby parts.

I love back to school shopping so much that I organize a charity drive annually at work to fill backpacks for needy kids. I love going to office supply stores and picking up pencils, pens, highlighters, looseleaf, comp books, etc. for kids. If anyone wants to get their vicarious BTS shop on, there are plenty of…

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.