Per usual, the New England Revolution will not be televised.

Jeremy Shockey Saves Choking Teammate

To some up Leyritz's last 20 years: Starts out a catcher. Has way too much to drink. Find's himself in a role he's unsuited for involving pitching. Is mocked as he's asked to leave. Who hasn't been there before?

ESPN2 has been airing shit for years. I didn't even notice.

"Why Your College Sucks" also happens to be the title of Al Gore's scathing December 2000 Op-Ed piece critiquing the process used to elect the President.

And here I thought Wrigley was only filled with douches.

268-244, also reflects a recent "bipartisan" Congressional vote on the subject of "What color is the sky."

I do enjoy that the Chicago Tribune website is linking to DUAN! because of this post. My dad is very confused right now.

"Giants give Obama a debt breather."

For her sake, I hope she's not gonna be falling for the banana in the tailpipe.

This is a big risk for Jay. With the lockout ending he obviously thinks he can upgrade. I just hope it doesn't backfire and he takes it on the double chin.

As a Bears season ticket holder, I know I'd be devastated if I got a refund for the Bears vs. Bills week one preseason slate I was forced to buy.

With every Vince Wilfork post I get my hopes up that retired deadspin commentor mrswilfork75 will make her triumphant return. She said she was just running out for cigarettes!!! She'll be back, right?

Etiquette in Beirut just isn't what it used to be.

The amuse bouche to the buffet of suck was the fact that Marmol walked to bases loaded on 13 pitches.

We play tomorrow night at 7pm in Zion.

The Chinese will still manage to vote him as a All Star Game starter

This was taken at a birthday party at Motley's Pub, a bar I opened up with my buddy Evan Williams and a few other friends before my senior year at Indiana University.

This isn't without precedent in football. Using two halves wasn't viable for Northwestern and Illinois last year either and that was only somewhat of a joke.

At least for once some Yankee didn't blame the Indians for Alex Rodriguez's Wounded Knee.