Redacted...wasn't my intention to make the exact some joke as the last line of the post. I swear.

"On 8 June our players were hit by lighting. More than five were hospitalized."

Listen, I'm as sick as the next guy of hearing "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC during the pregame of every sporting event, but I don't think you can use it as an excuse.

Jim Riggleman's resignation comes as no surprise. This comes just days after Sports Illustrated informed the team that it would be reporting the findings of an investigation that revealed, despite all appearances otherwise, the Nationals are in fact paying their players.

My vote is no on all four.

Ironically, the famous Che Guevara image, now worn by hipsters everywhere, had a similar genesis after a Cuban revolutionary was inspired by the battle of Santa Clara.

This is Not a Great Day for Canada's Football

+1. He's been telling teems he's got what they neeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Ironically, as a child Jack McKeon developed mad box elder respect when they forced his family to leave its farm in the summer of aught 5.

It's good to see former Cleveland Browns General Counsel, James N. Bailey, landed on his feet with another professional sports team.

Or if there were actually Spanish speaking T'Wolves fans. Or T'Wolves fans in general.

Carlos Zambrano did the same thing with his previous catcher's face.

*Only applicable at the United Center and TD Banknorth Garden (list may be expanded in the future)

Apparently you need a work visa to panhandle in Canada.

NBC's KITT promo fail not only failed to resurrect the Knight Rider franchise but resulted in many losing their jobs at 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

The rapid decline of a once promising pitcher is nothing in comparison to the damage Puff Daddy unleashed on Kashmir.

By the time the sun came up, the riot was no longer a party.

Do the fans take the cue from the team or does the team take their cue from the fans? Chicken or the egg type stuff right there. I'm looking forward to seeing how Luongo bounces back from this shitting of the bed. He shrugged of the two meltdowns to back to back years to the Hawks but I feel like blowing up in a SCF…

Just to set the record straight, #alwaysshootthearchduke is the mantra of the Black Hand and is not to be affiliated with the beliefs of the Allied Powers.

Good thing the term "ghetto" has completely different connotations in Germany.