HOW IS THIS NOT COMING TO THE US??!?! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

/SmashesLaptop
/FlipsDesk

It's got nothing on Bertone/Alfa Romeo Pandion's stack of LED sticks.

I asked a buddy of mine if he could imagine his 17 year old racing in F1. This was his response:

As a complete aside here, is there anyway I can get some sort of automated alert any time Doug DeMuro publishes something here? Maybe a little audible chime from my iPhone that says "Incoming hilarity! Prepare to wet yourself!" or something similar?

Patrick, definitely not directed towards you, you're awesome (as far as I know), this is towards Gawker. So, there's been an issue that employees have been complaining about for months. Nothing gets done. They go public. Something gets done THE NEXT DAY! Isn't this the type of behavior that most Gawker sites shame…

Don't allow burners to post gif images. This would also have the happy side effect of reducing posts where someone posts, say, a gif of people applauding instead of just saying "wow, that's really on-point and accurate."

Off the top of my head I know that the Wrangler Sport doesn't come with it standard.

How was Air Conditioning not even on the list? I don't even...

When I was working on my Poli Sci undergrad I really wanted to become a lobbyist, I think I may have finally found the cause I can really get behind.

"Hello Mr. Congressman, I'm Chris_K_F. I represent the Society for Hooning Imports and Flogging Tires, also known as SHIFT..."

I quite literally love everything about this car.

The absence of style is in fact a style, much like atheism is a religion

Crackheads in Cars Getting Coffee?

"It's a major award."

Gumball 3000? More like Eightball 3000! amiright?!

Wow, I really like this well reasoned take-down. Buhahaha.

This is amazing. I don't care about Florida in any way but I do like people who are really, really mad.

"Full scorpion" is the new "planking"

Yes, but typically without the original music. The music editing on that show is part of what makes it phenomenal, yet, various licensing agreements make sure we don't get that in 'Murica. :o(

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

Citroen Xsara Picasso, the rear seats are made for easy removing. Once I slept inside ours for 4 days, I left the backseats home and just threw a comfortable mat inside.
Also, the width of the cargo space is exactly 4 24 beer crates. (4x6 bottles of 600ml)