FormulaArty
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FormulaArty

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

Mercedes on foreign plates, you say?

My chassis is ready.

It's the only time you'll ever see these two hoping for a bunch of black guys to be more aggressive.

I'd give Button a 1 year take it or leave it deal and give Magnussen a 1 year reserve/test drive contract. This puts Fernando(?) and Button, the most experienced drivers in to develop the all new car and train Magnussen Obi-Wan & Qui-Gon style.

You could buy it for one pound, but maintenance costs would be a bitch.

Next on EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CAR HISTORY!

If GTA has taught me anything, it's that once you have a luxury car, every car is a luxury car.

Did anyone else notice all the other performance cars just hanging around? A GTR goes by in the opening and it looks like there's at least an M5 behind the corvette and M3. Either this is some sort of fantasy land or there was a cars and coffee that prompted the corvette idiocy.

Fun fact: The Sports 800 used a 2 cylinder boxer engine, known as the 2U-B. When the GT-86 was introduced in 2011, Toyota expanded the U family of engines, designating the primarily Subaru designed FA20 as the 4U-GSE. This was done as a nod to Toyota's first production sports car introduced 46 years earlier.

I don't play the bongo drums while sitting naked in my car to be cool, I do it because the new Lincoln Black Label trim is as comfortable, if not moreso then my living room, and because I'm a soulless schill and they paid me an undisclosed sum of money to do so.