The car was built as a factory prototype and according to the ad was used by Herbert (may I call you Herbie?) Hartge himself until 2002. The particulars of the car are: 5-litre S50B32 V8; 420-bhp/383 lb-ft of torque; six-speed manual transmission; upgraded suspension and brakes. Good stuff, all of it.

"When God hates all the same people you do, it's a sign that you've created Him in your image."

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

I have empirical evidence that you should not stick any appendage in water that is 135 degrees.

Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since.

Does Ferrari really give a FXXK? I mean, maybe. But not really.

Art?

This is easy. V12, pop up headlamps and a giant 2 door body. Its like the Jalop god delivered the perfect car for the civilized, mature citizen.

This. For the love of all that is sacred and eternal this for every carbon fiber based chassis car.

While I'm no fan of it either, I'm not gonna complain about something finally being done to deal with trolls. I'm assuming those Make Money bots will get caught in this as well.

All because the delicate flowers at Jezebel threw a bitch fit about some stupid animated gifs and ruined our site in the process.

My response to those complaints can be summed up thusly.

Do we have a Bikelopnik? We need a Bikelopnik.

You might want to see an optician.

...this looks nothing like a Harley. If anything it looks like, I don't know, maybe a Kawa Mean Streak. And a heavily customized one, too.

These are training dragsters, of course, having automatic transmissions and somewhat less power than a real, grown-up dragster, but don't take that to mean that these cars are anything but real. They still are putting out about 550 HP from a massive LS engine right behind your head, and there's huge fat tires at the…

Not an LS motor but a BBC

Looks like a big block chevy, not a LS motor.

Hmm, let me guess

Chevy Volt: