It's having an almighty, evil push.

Dem Duke boys are at it again.

134.4HP/Liter out of a 4.5L Naturally aspirated V8.

That's a big part of the article, which you didn't read.

Best AOTD in months. Bravo, gentlemen.

[Picture of my penis]

Can this man be the real world equivalent to a security consultant? He finds weakness in the system and when he does, throws a massive fiesta with drugs and underwear

I'M TRYING CHANGE BUT IT'S NOT GOING WELL

Or, just visit Italy.

I, as a commenter, am glad that Katie is going to be okay. I have no interest in turning her experience into some sort of internet farce that makes no sense whatsoever.

Find a local enduro/bomber race.

This is absolutely delightful.

If your 82 recommendations haven't already told you this... you win Jalopnik. Write a book.

I have lived a short yet interesting life that I thought was great and action packed until I read this...Now I feel like a dark husk whom has never truly lived. Where is my fucking life going.

Write a book - I will buy it.

COTD!

Someone get the crying applause GIF in here STAT! You sir are a genius and I pray that this is true or else God save your soul!

BEST FUCKING POST EVER!

I just watched a movie in my head...and it was awesome. Thank you sir, for writing this masterpiece so we all could see it. #COTD? Try #COTY

I call BS on the whole story!!!!