HAY JAYSON DO U NOT KNOW BOUT DA 911 DAT IS ALREADY A BEETLE SPORTS CAR HURR DURR I THOUGHT U WERE AN CAR WRITER JEEZE.

I'm not buying one until they make it so I can access all of the compartments of my pannier without adjusting the seat from the optimum relaxation position. What kind of plebe do they take me for?!

I’m with you, but I think the whole idea with their shift was to let go of the false-objectivity the number system was imposing and instead offer an openly subjective point of view; with that in mind, I think it would be interesting to force the reviewer to state, in their opinion, where a car stands in its segment.

What about adding a “better than/worse than” section in addition to the pro/con and i’d drive it sections? That’s all we used the numbers for anyway, to compare similar cars in the same segment. Obviously you can also have fun with it.

Since they mention that this development mule is for ride/handling tuning, my guess is to simulate the additional mass the SUV’s rear suspension will support at speed without having to add a shit ton of actual weight to the car.

Anywhere under 10k and I’d be on the way to pick this up right now. At this price, I just can’t get past the number of other bad decisions that came from the factory with m badges that I could pick up instead.

Oh shit my bad I meant Lambo, bro.

I see what you’re saying, and agree with it. I framed my insult in the mysogenist mindset in order to insure it resonated with mysogenists. People who aren’t mysogenists understand tacitly that the entire idea of being “more/less of a man” is outmoded to the point of nonsense. People who still give a shit about the…

My point was, at a resounding 0% man, she is still more of a man than whoever gets their jollies making posters about how one of the most successful people in the automotive world should know their place.

All together now friends,

Just make sure you're the first to threaten divorce. In fact, I recommend opening with that. Starting a conversation with "if you disagree with me on this issue I will violently dismantle the life we've built together without hesitation" tends to drive home the gravity of a situation.

By posting that one picture you told everyone who sees it that you don't understand psychology, biology, statistics, probability, physics, chemistry, history, physiology, or image resolution.

my 78 firebird has the quad pedal setup AND a foot-operated high beam switch. The funest times are when you need to brake, shift and turn off your high beams at the same time. I could moonlight as an organist if need be, though, so I got that goin for me, which is nice.

ah yes the early naughties were so sexy

Have to have something to drive while the e39 is inevitably in the shop

-refined

"We're positively devastated" - American OEMs.

car enthusiasts like wagons because they are the exact opposite of the BMW X6.

Fucking water pump. It's always the water pump. MkVI?

Wrong again, son.