Man, New Jersey is no fun.

When you were in middle school, roughly everyone in your class was the same size. But then there was that one kid. That one six-foot tall kid in a class of five-foot tall kids. He was also 15 years older than everyone else and could bench 500 pounds. That kid is the car equivalent of the Mercedes G63 AMG.

1) I work in the auto industry. I have a masters in Automotive engineering.

no no no no no, silly, you're not listening.

"Well now I wish I'd bought the damn nissan."

because, if properly built, you'd have a car that outperformed those more expensive supercars handily.

"A Bargain" does not somehow make it not expensive. $100,000 is still more than, oh, 99% of people on earth will ever be able to afford to spend on a car.

I didn't know people didn't know about this. This makes me wonder how many other things that I love are out there that people don't know about.

First names only. No, I won't be taking off my sunglasses. I pick the place. Kissing is extra. Fat girls are a lot extra.

I don't understand.

why?

edit: kinja glitch, nvm.

If the women in your life aren't paying their fair share, you're doing it wrong.

Yeah! Fuck credit scores! I ain't payin' shit!

This is borderline clickbait it's so pedantic, Raph. C'mon bro, you're arguing khakis vs. chinos here.

True, but just because 3750 a year in fuel wouldn't affect my quality of life doesn't mean I wouldn't rather pay 450 a year and spend the rest of that money on making more money, haha

I just appreciate that you, and other people, are taking it seriously. I kinda expected most people to call no comparison and move on with their lives, haha.

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Ehhhhhh....you still spoke against the great american supersedan...I'll have to leave card reinstatement up to the original card confiscator.