Brilliant you say? I could go for a Guinness about now.

the hell is that side swoosh? Looks Korean.

100% mandatory in any "smashing through things" conversation. All new vehicles should be required by law to be introduced via smashing through something.

Shit just got super-meta in here.

Speaking of short attention spans, if youd finished the article you would have seen this was for the United Kingdom, so your reference to kids in the US is....is....what were we talking about? BIKES? Hell yeah! Let's go!

I would absolutely give them any body part they asked for.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

I just wanted to use this one because I like the idea of Matt and Jason (and the rest of the staff) as the auto-journalist equivalent of Super Troopers.

Hardibro and Torch hard at work in the JalopLab on this article:

I like this guy's style....

it's there. Just takes a few minutes to show for you. But we can all see it, and it is the exact face I would make if I was standing in the rain watching this trailer burn.

running on chrome for me, Version 26.0.1410.64 m. No problems.

yup exactly what I thought of. Only track car is going to be substantially more psychotic. Think late-70's IROC race cars, plus DTM, plus more flares and bulges and winglets and scoops.

tahhhhhoooooooaaaatally doing this to my track car now. Awesome awesome awesome.

Good point.

Fake Z scoops are punishable by death. Otherwise, if it weren't for the weird black details on the front around the vents, that'd be a pretty darn good one.

Zis iz not le car for me.

.....is that.....is that not awesome?